According to Freud...

I think my parents are trying to force me to become a failure (here my mother would add that failures are rather interesting stuff in polymer dynamics and mechanics... and I will of course listen - mainly because she mentioned mechanics... I love mechanics - I want to be an engineer.... or a cleaner... my parents are very supportive about the cleaning job and they let me practise all day if I want to - they are not very supportive of the engineering stuff to be honest). Back to the failure stuff - my parents won't let me play with my favourite toy .... I have tried to convince my mother that I love the toilet so much because it lets me develop my volume calculations... she says I will have to practise with something easier. Anyway, I now know that the volume of our toilet is bigger than the sum of volumes of: Both my boots, one of my mother's shoes, one toilet roll, my tooth brush, one pice of bread with 'leverpostej' ("pork foie de gras") and a Broke Back Mountain dvd. And when I get a chance I will of course head on with the investigation. I will make a quick move when someone forgets to close the door..... The research is however tedious at times because it takes quite some time to collect all the stuff and the Goverment is against my research....